Elmer Fudd: Be Verrry Verry Quiet
Porky Pig: B B B B But…
Bugs Bunny: We know what’s up Doc!!
Daffy Duck:  Swine Flu? We knew it was you!
Porky: It’s just a C  C C Cold
Elmer:  Hold still you rascally Porker

Meanwhile across the pond, other famous pigs are being rounded up and captured.  What will happen to Piglet,  Miss Piggy, Arnold Ziffel,  Harvey Keitel, Wilbur and Babe?

This little piggy went to the market, but when he came wee wee all the way home he was in for a shock.  Piglet discovered a Pandemic Swine Flu media frenzy and was ostracized from Poohville. When people around you come down with a sickness, it’s probably best to figure out how to manage the risk of them being around others. What are the odds that they will really make others around them ill? Probably best not to place them in a situation where they will be ostracized from their community, like Piglet is in this illustration.

Sometimes in life you just have to deal with what you got!  But hey, It’s a label. If we all came labeled what your yours say?  All I have to say about this one is Bummer of a Birthmark!!

Pigs can run a mile in 7 minutes, and most can swim better than dogs.
Be afraid.  Be very afraid.

With all the media and publicity over the swine flu pandemic, some Hollywood actors will stop at nothing to gain notoriety.

R2 say it ain’t so!!

As the media reports on the Swine Flu Pandemic, our nerves as well as our panic buttons are pushed.

Eat More Chicken?

The political action pack money has been successful in turning the attention away from the Bird Flu and all towards the non kosher porkers.  Chalk another one in the win column for the Bird Flu Action Committee.

Paid for by the Bird Flu Organization Defamation League

Patient: Hey Doc, What you got for Swine Flu Hysteria?
Doc: What symptoms  are you experiencing?
Patient: Mass panic, masks everywhere and media hype out the gazu!
Doc:  Turn off Cable, Internet, take two of these can call me next week

Not saying I agree, But I totally understand!!

When battling a pandemic like swine flu, N1H1 you must use all the skills available. Your years of training in the arts will suit you well grasshopper!!