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Swine Flu Bummer of a BirthMark

Pandemic — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 17:06:24 +0000

Swine Flu Bummer of a Birthmark

Sometimes in life you just have to deal with what you got! But hey, It’s a label. If we all came labeled what your yours say? All I have to say about this one is Bummer of a Birthmark!!

And in This Corner Zombie Flu

Pandemic — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 16:14:23 +0000

The Battle of the various flu’s has begun, but a new contestant has entered the race. The dreaded Zombie Flu. Let’s compare the possible outcomes. And in this corner…

Image source www.medicaltranscriptionschool.net

Kinda thinking the Zombie Flu has a better pandemic humor effect. At least a group of your friends can hold up in a mall somewhere, wouldn’t like the 30 Days of Night Vampire effect, but Slow arse zombies, Bring em. Let’s Roll!

Signs that you have an actual Pandemic

Pandemic — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 16:53:47 +0000

Signs that you have an actual Pandemic!

Obama’s Health Plan includes introducing “Just Die Already and Clear the Hospital Bed” options.

Pepsi named official soft drink of the epidemic.

Olympic Committee cancels wet, hacking cough event.

Monty Python bring-out-your-dead skit suddenly not so funny.

FEMA reacting in a fast and… never mind that’s a not possible.

Before eating pork, people soak it in Lysol

People wearing masks for no reason at all!

France surrenders.

One Good Thing to Come Out of a Pandemic – Edward! Twilight

Pandemic — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 14:26:59 +0000

One Good Thing to Come Out of a Pandemic – Edward! Twilight!

Edward was dying of the Spanish Flu – a crazy bad pandemic – when Carlisle turned him into a vampire, thus preserving his hunky adorableness for all time. Yay Spanish Flu!

photo by Ezyan Y.