The swine flu pandemic information is everywhere. On the news, the Internet, even twitter.  So what is the best way to avoid the swine flu panic? Well, if this comic is any indication, burying your head in the sand is probably the most effective means. As for the people who actually have the swine flu, maybe they should be taken to a colony and fenced in so that they can’t infect the general populous. Yea, that’s the ticket, we meed to build a fence. I’m based in Richmond. Know any good Richmond fencing companies?  We say laughter is the best medicine, so site back and check out all the material to hit your funny bone on PandemicHumor.com

Sometimes in life you just have to deal with what you got!  But hey, It’s a label. If we all came labeled what your yours say?  All I have to say about this one is Bummer of a Birthmark!!

Image source www.medicaltranscriptionschool.net

Kinda thinking the Zombie Flu has a better pandemic humor effect.  At least a group of your friends can hold up in a mall somewhere,  wouldn’t like the 30 Days of Night Vampire effect, but Slow arse zombies, Bring em.  Let’s Roll!

Signs that you have an actual Pandemic!

Obama’s Health Plan includes introducing “Just Die Already and Clear the Hospital Bed” options.

Pepsi named official soft drink of the epidemic.

Olympic Committee cancels wet, hacking cough event.

Monty Python bring-out-your-dead skit suddenly not so funny.

FEMA reacting in a fast and… never mind that’s a not possible.

Before eating pork,  people soak it in Lysol

People wearing masks for no reason at all!

France surrenders.

Edward was dying of the Spanish Flu – a crazy bad pandemic – when Carlisle turned him into a vampire, thus preserving his hunky adorableness for all time.  Yay Spanish Flu!

photo by Ezyan Y.

You just knew it had to all start from something like this!!

Eat More Chicken?

The political action pack money has been successful in turning the attention away from the Bird Flu and all towards the non kosher porkers.  Chalk another one in the win column for the Bird Flu Action Committee.

Paid for by the Bird Flu Organization Defamation League

When the site was originally created, there was a discussion on the actual meaning of the word Pandemic. Like good scholars and internet savvy folks, we scrolled the search engines for a true definition.

adj.

1. Widespread; general.
2. Medicine. Epidemic over a wide geographic area and affecting a large proportion of the population: pandemic influenza.

n.
A pandemic disease.

Well, there really isn’t anything humorous or funny about that now is there? So how can we have a funny site, a humorous website about a pandemic.

We we can’t, or can we?  Well for those old enough to remember, we even laughed at Challenger Explosion jokes, O.J Jokes, and everything else.  Those jokes spread faster around the water coolers, schools and offices than any dam pandemic ever could. So there, it can be be done.

Now it’s just time to site back and review some of the better “material” and chuckle with the rest of us.  Please be sure to wash your hands after leaving the site.  Don’t want you to be patient zero of a new a “Pandemic”!

Link to us!

<a href="http://www.pandemichumor.com">Pandemic Humor</a> It’s contagious!